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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:28

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why do you think they're treating Diddy worse than Tate? Is it because of racism?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

What are the signs of mild autism in a child?

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why would a person always be so tired?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?